So who knew it would be so hard to get people to find out about my novel. Sure, as a conceptual matter it seems reasonable. There are something like a million books on the Amazon Kindle store, so what would make me think that people are going to hunt down a book about a seven-fingered alcoholic lawyer with a taste for former Eastern bloc hookers and cheap buffets?
But it doesn’t make it any easier to look at my one sale.
In other news, how about the Dallas Mavericks stomping the Lakers to go up 2-0. Who would have predicted that? That googly-eyed weirdo Mark Cuban must be spooking all over his game worn Dirk Nowitski jersey right about now. Unfortunately it looks like everything is breaking right for the Miami Heat to win the title. The Celtics all of the sudden look decripit. The Bulls look eminently beatable and Derrick Rose is hobbled. And now the Lakers are going to get taken out by a team that would get throttled by the Moheatos. Well, fuck.
Too bad there’s not a Royal Wedding to capture everyone’s attention this weekend.