Random Thoughts

Turned off the game last night with Miami up by 15 and Lebron and Wade dancing around like a couple of ass clowns.  Of course Dallas stormed back and won the game.  Fuck.

So, Mitt Romney has announced a second bid to run for President.  In early polls he is the strongest Republican candidate trailed only slightly by, wait for it, Sarah Palin.  If this holds, voters are going to have a choice between Obama or a guy who believes in Magic Underpants or a woman who once said “But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies,” when asked about her stance regarding the hostilities between the two Koreas in late 2010.

Apparently there is some guy robbing banks in Ohio whom Federal investigators have dubbed the “Mullet Bandit” owing to a particular haircut that is business in the front and party in the back.  As he enters the bank, does a Flock of Seagulls song start playing on the bank’s sound system?  Gino Vanelli?

The US Customs and Border Protection Agency has made all of us a little safer…from drunken Asian businessmen singing “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Wanna be Startin’ Somethin'”.  Almost 2,000 counterfit karaoke machines were seized at the Los Angeles port.  In other news, you can still be an eight ball next to virtually every grade school in the United States.

Looking for something to read this weekend?  Try The Emperor of Glitter Gulch.  Link to the ebook to the right.

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About therealroyfinch

I am a reformed lawyer who lives in Vancouver. My first novel The Emperor of Glitter Gulch is now available as an ebook on Amazon and most other major retailers. I am not so hard at work on my second novel Low Hanging Fruit.
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