Ilyas Kashmiri World Series Champion

For the last number of years, the US intelligence apparatus had operated under the assumption that Al Quada operatives were hiding in the wilds along the Afghanistan/Pakistan border and funding their operations through the heroin trade.  The death of Ilyas Kashmiri has uncovered how making an assumption can make an ass out of u and umption.  Alledgedly killed in a drone attack over the weekend, Kashmiri’s role as the closer for baseball’s defending World Series champion San Francisco Giants was uncovered.  It is unclear at this time which building(s) in San Francisco were demolished in the drone attack.  It is also unclear who the Giants plan to promote to the role of closer now that Brian Wilson/Ilyas Kashmiri has been placed on the 60 day disabled list with death caused by drone attack.

Fear the Beard.

Ilyas Kashmiri/Brian Wilson

 
Brian Wilson/Ilyas Kashmiri
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About therealroyfinch

I am a reformed lawyer who lives in Vancouver. My first novel The Emperor of Glitter Gulch is now available as an ebook on Amazon and most other major retailers. I am not so hard at work on my second novel Low Hanging Fruit.
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